Posts Tagged ‘Mike Ashley’

Pre-season Of Disasters (so far) !

Published by Row 'S' Army on July 26th, 2011 - in Season 2011/2012

To quote part of the famous rant from the legendary Kevin Keegan “I’ve kept really quiet…”.

This is my usual stance during pre-season because frankly there isn’t much point reading too much into the friendly matches, they are just a small step up from training ground games and are purely beneficial for player fitness and for new signings to bond into the team system. However, this pre-season Newcastle United seemed to have lurched from one disaster and hiccup to another meaning there now seems to be an air of uncertainly and disharmony once again over shadowing the preparations for the coming new season.

After the euphoria of promotion and then the decent start we made last season, which included beating Villa 6-0 and of course thumping the mackems 5-1, the wheels started to fall off again when Mike Ashley and Derek Llambias inexplicitly sacked Chris Hughton in the December. Hughton was replaced by Alan Pardew and this Ashley puppet then reassured fans in January that leading goalscorer and talisman Andy Carroll wouldn’t be sold.

With these two moments alone all the good work and rebuilding that had been done since relegation was undermined. Fast forward to this pre-season and we’ve already seen contract wrangling surrounding three of our key players in Kevin Nolan, Joey Barton and Jose Enrique.

Nolan wanted a 5-year-contract which in my opinion at 29 was correctly not granted, but with two years left on his current deal there would appear no reason to sell our club captain and top goalscorer. The decision was publicly slated by Joey Barton proving it was obvious that Nolan was a leading figure in the dressing room and with his departure so too has a major factor in the great team spirit gone.

Our first friendly match saw us beat Darlington 2-0 thanks to goals from Joey Barton and Sammy Ameobi. Nothing unusual about that, but after our second goal was scored by Shola’s brother a large contingent of the 6,000 travelling Toon fans decided they would celebrate by invading the pitch. Things then turned ugly with fans being involved in shuffles with Police and Darlo fans who had also decided to run on the pitch. As a result the club has now banned the sale of away tickets to non-members and are trying to identify the main culprits. The fact the fans invaded the pitch took everyone by surprise and is totally out of character for the largely well behavioured and humoured travelling Toon Army, the last incident of this kind occurred way back in 1990 during the infamous play-off defeat to 5under1and.

To rub salt in the wounds Shane Ferguson and Danny Guthrie were injured during the Darlington victory meaning they will both miss the start of the season.

Following the Darlo game the club have headed to the US of A to play three games. Preparations went awry before touch down in the States with visa applications refused for Joey Barton and Nile Ranger given their criminal records, and late paperwork meant new signing Yohan Cabaye had to travelling to Holland to play for the reserves instead along with Barton & Ranger.

A bore 0-0 draw against Sporting Kansas was overshadowed by an injury to Hatem Ben Arfa who was stretchered off following a bad tackle. Ben Arfa was flown home and x-rays showed no break in his left ankle, but the attacking midfielder is expected to be out for at least 6 weeks. Given the extend of his horrific injury last year exceptions must be tempered for the lad because we can’t expect him to stay injury free for the full season. The lack of attacking options without him is a major concern however.

The second game of the tour against Orlando City saw United lose 1-0 but again the match was overshadowed, this time by a Twitter outburst in Spanish from Jose Enrique.

“The Club is letting go of all the main players. Seriously, do you think is the fault of the players? Andy, etc etc Nolan? This club will never fight again to be among the top 6 with this policy. I think you fans are the best and you deserve the best. Not what they are doing with the club. Thanks to everyone for supporting me. They give the money I have already. They lie all the time. But is no for money is because they don’t want. They don’t want spend in the club and bring quality players that’s why everybody go.”

Despite the fact this action is highly unprofessional it does serves to highlight the level of frustration towards the club among the senior players. What Enrique is saying is not earth shattering, most switched on fans will have already realised that Mike Ashley’s policy at the football club is Premier League survival at the minimal cost to maximise his profit. Enrique has been fined £100k for his outburst and has finally burnt his bridges with the NUFC management meaning his departure would appear to be imminent.

The last game of the tour against Columbus Crew takes place tomorrow morning and with the news that Ryan Taylor has been ruled out with injury and that Danny Simpson has flown home for the birth of his child, a total of up to 10 first-team players could be missing (Joey Barton, Nile Ranger, Mike Williamson, Yohan Cabaye, Haten Ben Arfa, Danny Simpson, Shane Ferguson, Danny Guthrie, Ryan Taylor, Jose Enrique) which is hardly great news for a tour where we haven’t scored one goal as yet.

There has to be some positives though and the signings of Yohan Cabaye, Demba Ba, Sylvain Marveaux and Mehdi Abeid have bolstered the squad. However, a left-back and at least one more striker must surely be brought in by the end of August if we are to be competitive,

Our friends at United For Newcastle has produced a video in light of recent events which sums up the feeling surrounding the whole sorry Mike Ashley regime.

Things are far from rosy these days at St James’ Park and something dramatically needs to change before the real action starts on Sunday 14th August.

Andrew McTernan – Row ‘S’ Army

Andy Carroll sold to Liverpool for a record £35m

Published by Row 'S' Army on February 1st, 2011 - in Season 2010/2011

So Andy Carroll is sold to Liverpool for a record £35m on the last day of the January transfer window.

Gutted. Simple as that.

Mike Ashley has no fucking clue what he is doing with OUR football club. We should be building a team around Andy Carroll for the next 10 years. Yes £35m is amazing money, but do we need the money that much? Ashley won’t reinvest a third of that so it makes no business sense what so ever.

A player of Carroll’s talent, potential and goalscoring ability don’t grow on trees for a club like Newcastle United. Throw in the fact he is a local lad and it is heart breaking stuff.

Toon Talk fanzine editor Steve Wraith has claimed he exchanged a series of txt messages with Andy Carroll yesterday, with Carroll saying “They have kind of said we don’t want u but want me to say I wanna go. And I said I don’t want to go.” and when asked “any message you want put across to the fans?” Carroll replied “They said they wanted the money. Gutted to be leaving Newcastle but I was kind of pushed out the door. Gutted to be leaving my home club but I was practically told to go. Didn’t want to leave that’s why i signed a five-year deal.”.

Of course Mike Ashley has a track record of selling key players without replacements lined up so we shouldn’t be surprised by this move. For example, James Milner was sold for £12m at the deadline in August 2008, while Charles N’Zogbia and Shay Given were sold for £5m and £6m respectively at the deadline of January 2009.

Where does Alan Pardew go from here should be interesting. After insisting Andy Carroll “is not for sale” all month does this make his position untenable? Or does it prove he is just an Ashley puppet? I think we know the answer.

All in all this is another sad chapter under the Mike Ashley era, and while Ashley stays at the club you can’t see how we can ever move forward. Sad times.

Andrew McTernanRow ‘S’ Army

No money? No problem!

Published by Row 'S' Army on May 10th, 2010 - in Season 2010/2011

Just when we thought it was safe to be supporting Newcastle United FC again, and bang the board releases a club statement out of the blue which again raises more questions than answers.

The top and bottom of this rather long winded club statement is that we have no money in the bank, we won’t be spending any money on new players and the board has no comment (on anything), but don’t worry they have a 5-year plan.

What does that really mean for the club and where do we go from here?

To be honest I’m not sure, but the most concerning of the all their comments was ‘There is no plan for new capital outlay on players’.

Whatever that really means we’ll have to wait and see, but it would appear we won’t be buying any new players unless we sell some first. Given that we don’t have many sellable players in our squad that we don’t need to keep, this is going to make Chris Hughton’s attempts to improve the squad extremely difficult.

If we are lucky it could mean we sell Ryan Taylor, Joey Barton and Alan Smith and then spend that money and wages on 5 new players, but it could equalling mean we sell prize assets like Steven Taylor and Andy Carroll to buy 5 new players.

Either way if we are to succeed in the Premier League (ie: survive and look for a finish between 10 and 17) then we need to invest in some new players without weakening the team. An outlay of say £15m on 3 to 5 players (not ‘hollywood signings’ just decent first-team players) would be the minimum required and surely would not break the bank given the Premiership money we are about to receive.

To not invest and get relegated again would surely be bad business financially? Or would it? Perhaps Mike Ashley and the board are going to follow the WBA model of not over spending in the Premier League, getting relegated, picking up the parachute payments, and then getting promoted again.

Whatever it is though the board has a 5 year ‘plan’. It may have taken them 3 years, and many public back flips, to figure out what that plan is, but at least they’ve got a ‘plan’ now. The sad thing is if the media or the supporters ask the board any questions on the ‘plan’, they probably say ‘no comment’.

So yet again a rather bizarre public statement from our clubs board that takes the gloss off our celebrations and reminds us that whilst these clowns are in charge anything could happen at St James’ Park.

Andrew McTernan – Row ‘S’ Army

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