Barclays Premiership - Match 29
 

Season 2006-2007

NEWCASTLE UNITED

0 v 0

MIDDLESBROUGH

         
     
  Date: Saturday 3rd March 2007
  Venue: St James' Park
  Kick Off: 3pm (GMT)
  Australian Live TV: None
  Attendance: 52,303
  Referee: S Bennett
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Newcastle: Given, Onyewu, Bramble, Taylor, Solano, Milner (Sibierski 78), Parker, Butt, N'Zogbia, Dyer, Martins

Subs Not Used:
Harper, Huntington, O'Brien, Carroll
  Booked: None
   

Middlesbrough: Schwarzer, Parnaby, Woodgate, Pogatetz, Taylor, Arca (Euell 84),  Cattermole (Morrison 59), Boateng, Downing, Viduka, Yakubu (Lee 64)

Subs Not Used:
Jones, Xavier
  Booked: Pogatetz, Woodgate, Taylor
   
     
  Newcastle manager Glenn Roeder said:
ZZZZZZzzzzzzzz...........
 
     
  Match Report:  
 

 

 
   
  Kick off from Pieman's Leazes View  
 

Thank goodness for smoggie supporters.  If it wasn't for them, and the unwritten rule that every song we sing at them has to have something to do with Gary Glitter, everybody would have slept through this one. 

This will go down as the most forgettable game I've seen this season, so much so that I'm copy a sky sports report for a random game from the second division. 

Baals!!! They don't do match reports for that division, and the Hartlepool versus Hereford game was a 5 goal thriller!  Better think of something to write then......come on, even the match announcer sounded like somebody had woken him up just so he could tell everybody what the numbers where on the Geordie jackpot and who the hero of the day was.  Apparently he'd been spotted leaving the ground 15 mins from the end just to catch his bus. 

Erm.....Parker should have got his header in near the end.....erm.....flips, this is a toughy to write.....I divint even have a humorous incident that occurred on the way in that I can tell you lot about.  I could make one up.....as the huge dinosaur thundered between the skyscrapers, followed by attack helicopters, their guns blazing....howld on that's Godzilla, which was on channel 5 went I got in.

Roll on Man City...it cannot be any worse than this one.
 
 
  By Rogue Pieman  
 

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